Germany was home to Teutonic tribes for thousands of years. Then some of them decided to form countries like Prussia and Saxony and Bavaria. Then they decided to form a great big super country called Germany under king Bismarck. Then they elected a dictator named Hitler. He was a really evil dude who tried to make the whole world Germany but he didn't succeed. Then Germany was split in half and then there were two Germanies and Russia fucked over one of them. Then Ronald Reagan came in and was like "tear down this wall dude" and then they did that and now there's only one Germany. Now they're a hip place where trendy people do cutting-edge things like wear Swedish clothes and buy Finnish furniture.